Thread: Quip Of The Day

The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.

Laughter is the best medicine.. except when treating diarrhea.




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Tack

Originally Posted by Trimmy72

"It is what it is" - I find this used way to much and find it annoying.........It isn't what it is, it is what you make it.

I agree.. and the guy who says “I always tell it like it is” is really saying “I’m a jerk.”

("Jerk" substituted for the actual word; this is a family thread.)



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Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. It just sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing in the morning.

Originally Posted by Phrank

Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. It just sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing in the morning.

Ohh.. I like that! I have often said that my morning exercise consists of a brisk walk from the bedroom to the bathroom. You are right, "..a brisk walk to the jim" sounds much better.



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Tack

Originally Posted by Phrank

Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. It just sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing in the morning.

And if you've had a short night and people comment on your tiredness, you can say you went to the Jim at night Perfect excuse. Just don't tell which muscles you exercised.

Originally Posted by Tack

Laughter is the best medicine.. except when treating diarrhea.
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No Sh8*^
~Richard

Careful not to strain anything while doing a squat.

Short in the front, long in the back… pickup trucks are the mullets of automobiles.

Originally Posted by HNSB

Careful not to strain anything while doing a squat.

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