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08-27-2014, 12:02 PM #1311Senior Member
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There's this guy, a certain Steven Wright, who has the largest sea-shell collection in the universe. It is so big he keeps it strewn on the beaches of the world - you may have seen some of it in your travels, Phrank...
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I love going for long walks on the beach with my wife, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around the parking lot.
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08-27-2014, 01:28 PM #1312
It's easy to become a monk in one's old age.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Originally Posted by TaipeiJake
Geezer likes this.Just call me Harold
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A bad day at the beach is better than a good day at work!
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08-28-2014, 09:25 PM #1316Senior Member
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08-28-2014, 11:05 PM #1317
"Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
Neil Miller and McBrautigam like this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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08-28-2014, 11:23 PM #1319'with that said'
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John, just one (1) Originally Posted by Geezer
wasn't enough!
And who says we never have any fun around here
Neil Miller and Hirlau like this.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
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08-29-2014, 03:00 PM #1320
Don't be redundant; don't repeat yourself or say what you've said before. Originally Posted by cudarunner
John, just one (1) wasn't enough!
...snip....Hirlau likes this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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