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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    I love going for long walks on the beach with my wife, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around the parking lot.
    There's this guy, a certain Steven Wright, who has the largest sea-shell collection in the universe. It is so big he keeps it strewn on the beaches of the world - you may have seen some of it in your travels, Phrank...
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    It's easy to become a monk in one's old age.

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    "There are no crumbs in the bottom of a bag of animal crackers, only missing limbs" SWMBO

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    Believe you can and you're halfway there

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
    Quote Originally Posted by TaipeiJake View Post
    I tried to look up impotence on the internet, but nothing came up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McBrautigam View Post
    "There are no crumbs in the bottom of a bag of animal crackers, only missing limbs" SWMBO
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    "Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    "Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
    John, just one (1) wasn't enough!



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    Quote Originally Posted by cudarunner View Post
    John, just one (1) wasn't enough!
    ...snip....
    Don't be redundant; don't repeat yourself or say what you've said before.
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