Thread: Quip Of The Day

I had a rough childhood, I was breast fed by my father...........R Dangerfield

Life: An invariably fatal condition transmitted by sexual contact.

Rodneyisms

Today I told my son about the birds and the bees; he told me about my wife and the butcher.............

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark.

My wife told me to take out the garbage. I told her you cooked it, you take it out.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I got this truck for my wife! Pretty good trade, huh?

I'd like to drown all my troubles, but my wife won't go near the water!

Originally Posted by mrsell63

I had a rough childhood, I was breast fed by my father...........R Dangerfield

So Rodney Dangerfield was your father Jerry - no wonder you 'dont get no respect'...



Regards,
Neil

I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.

For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.
~Richard

We could start a whole new thread with Rodney Dangerfield...

My favorite (since the classic "CadyShack")

http://youtu.be/udfhBjR-FtA

When asked if he played any rough clubs on his way up Rodney Dangerfield replied; "yeah, one club I played was was pretty rough - the hat check girls name was Dominic"

I love going for long walks on the beach with my wife, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around the parking lot.