Thread: Quip Of The Day

I am always right. I thought I was wrong *once*, but it turned out I was mistaken.
--Quimby

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover. (J. Breslin)
~Richard

Originally Posted by pfries

Are you expecting change?

No. The government never changes whether it's run by the R's or the D's. It always gets bigger, slower, less efficient, and more expensive. I am reminded of the line, often attributed to Will Rogers but actually penned by H.L. Mencken:

"Anyone who thinks we need more government deserves to get it good and hard!"



rs,
Tack

Think of how stupid the average person is; now realize that 50% of them are stupider than that!

From The Bucket List:

"I don't believe in God"
"So you say that 95% of the people are wrong?"
"I have found that 95% of the people are always wrong"

My drinking team has a bowling problem.

Originally Posted by TaipeiJake

Think of how stupid the average person is; now realize that 50% of them are stupider than that!

Only based on median average, mean and modal averages will probably produce different results. Hopefully jimbo will weigh in with some statistician facts.

You know you are in trouble when your 4-year old reveals that it's "almost impossible" to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

"almost impossible" to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.


rs,
Tack

So persistence paid off ???

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

Marquis de la Grange (1639 - 1692)