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    Was just out picking up some coffee and it's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.

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    Macaw: What I have trouble starting on a cold morning.
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    Talent is God-given; be humble. Fame is man-given; be thankful. Conceit is self-given; be careful

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    Self-esteem: An erroneous appraisement. (Ambrose Bierce)
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    Got quite the chuckle and a guffaw out of this....

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    A crisis is when you can't say "Let's forget the whole thing."
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    “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”

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    "Life is too serious to take solemnly!"
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    Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
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