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  1. 09-12-2014, 11:17 PM #1381
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazor View Post
    What happens when you play a country music record backward?
    Your wife comes back, your truck fixes itself, and your dog lives forever.
    Damn the bad luck!
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    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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    She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
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    "And now the sequence of events in no particular order."
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    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
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    TYLCZAK'S PROBABILITY POSTULATE: Random events tend to occur in groups.
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    Abort, Retry, Fail, Grab_hammer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Abort, Retry, Fail, Grab_hammer?
    O.K.,,,,, it think this is a repeat,,,
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    After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
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