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  1. 08-23-2016, 06:17 PM #3111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    And it is spelled Edinburg!

    I was 50% correct with EdinburgH!!!
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    You guys with your accents alway sound so much smarter than us, so I could not resist.
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    How come everyone but me has an accent?
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    You're short on ears and long on mouth.
    - John Wayne
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    Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.
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    Heard in local coffee shop:
    " Dealing with politicians is like juggling fresh 'horse apples'...it can be done but some is gonna stick to you."
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    Latest research has shown between 10 and 12 shots of bourbon entirely eliminates the risk of giving a shit...
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    I used to say, when I was young, " At 3 o'clock in the morning, discretion ceases to exist. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazor View Post
    Latest research has shown between 10 and 12 shots of bourbon entirely eliminates the risk of giving a shit...
    At my age..."Depends"
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    So a pirate goes to get his ears pierced. He asks the lady "How much". She says "A Buccaneer".
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