I was 50% correct with EdinburgH!!!
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You guys with your accents alway sound so much smarter than us, so I could not resist.
How come everyone but me has an accent?
You're short on ears and long on mouth.
- John Wayne
Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.
~Richard
Heard in local coffee shop:
" Dealing with politicians is like juggling fresh 'horse apples'...it can be done but some is gonna stick to you."
Latest research has shown between 10 and 12 shots of bourbon entirely eliminates the risk of giving a shit...
I used to say, when I was young, " At 3 o'clock in the morning, discretion ceases to exist. "
So a pirate goes to get his ears pierced. He asks the lady "How much". She says "A Buccaneer".