Quip Of The Day

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Originally Posted by Geezer

""According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.""
~Richard

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I refused to speak at my fathers funeral so I understand.......

I've finally been playing with facebook for the last couple of months. One of the razor groups has a guy who has made a few statements I thought belonged here.

The bevel is the entire blade.

The Choseras are better than the Nortons because they don't put as much wear on the spine.

Another good thing about these stones is that they don't dish on you while you're flattening/lapping them either.

Was he stoned?

Richard

If Trump is elected ISIS will have Hell, toupee...

My daughter tonight wanted to wash an item of clothing that specifically said on its label, hand wash in cold water. She then asks me with a straight face, do you think it would matter if I washed it in hot water. :rofl2:

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Originally Posted by Thug

My daughter tonight wanted to wash an item of clothing that specifically said on its label, hand wash in cold water. She then asks me with a straight face, do you think it would matter if I washed it in hot water. :rofl2:

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I don't believe hot water would harm her hand!
~Richard

I was all my clothes the same; if it survives, it's fit for me to wear!

Where do Snowmen dance?



,,,at the Snowball. :D

Them's no balls, thems..........................

Have a friend, who years ago got a divorce and was living alone. He said he would go to the laundromat, with his clothes and a large box of laundry detergent.

He would pick out the best looking gal without a ring, with the giant box in hand, he would ask, “Excuse me, I’m new to this… do I use half the box or the whole thing, for a load?

He said, he usually got his laundry done for him, and if he was lucky…