Thread: Quip Of The Day

Maybe but waxing gives me hives.

Get a hive, you two!

Well, everyone agreed that the farmer was outstanding in his field......

Yes guys we better bee-hive ourselves!

When will this bee over? Hive had enough!

Just for the sake of something different...

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes. The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room." She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that." The man says, "Tell him you're working overtime, and I'll pay you the difference." She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

Originally Posted by Phrank

Well, everyone agreed that the farmer was outstanding in his field......

Yup...plowed last night and seedy!

I had a high level mathematician teaching an intro calculus college course. The guy was useless as a teacher. On the first day of the class, half the students had left by the end of the class. I thought they were rude but it turned out they were the smart ones. Right after class I went to the registrar's office to switch class sections. I was told it was closed. I responded that I did not want to join the class, but to leave it. I was told that so many people already had dropped it that no more were allowed to do so.



All of those rude students already had switched out of the section and polite me was stuck in his class. The following is the ONLY thing that I retained from his class.

One day in class he wrote out something on the board, then stepped back and stared at it, trying to figure out what he had written. Finally, he turned to us and said "That's nonsense." He then said, and I never will forget this...

"It's not enough to write down any old nonsenses, but if it's the right nonsense, then it's okay to write it down."

I've often confused Americans and Canadians - by using long words.

That's a joke from this year's Edinburg Fringe by the way - I'm not trying to provoke anyone. However Ebinburgh is pronounced Edin - borra.

Originally Posted by UKRob

However Ebinburgh is pronounced Edin - borra.

And it is spelled Edinburg!