Thread: Quip Of The Day

Nothing better than dropping a straight and finding it undamaged...except..Being able to count to 21 afterwords!

From a Retirees Point of View;

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

Originally Posted by cudarunner

From a Retirees Point of View;
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I am all in favor of the Darwin awards!

Another point from a Retiree's Point of view;

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

Profiling could do much to clarify the question: "Who, what, and with which end."

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university

-- Albert Einstein,
theoretical physicist

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Another point from a Retiree's Point of view;

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

So, just the other day I told my bride, I should make a recording of a high speed, screeching, spine tingling, four-wheel lock skid and hook it up to a loud speaker and the horn.

Next time I come up on a Jack-O-Lantern doing 40mph on the freeway, texting with both hands… and watch them peel themselves off the ceiling…

Originally Posted by Euclid440

So, just the other day I told my bride, I should make a recording of a high speed, screeching, spine tingling, four-wheel lock skid and hook it up to a loud speaker and the horn.

Next time I come up on a Jack-O-Lantern doing 40mph on the freeway, texting with both hands… and watch them peel themselves off the ceiling…

You know an EXTREMELY LOUD Police Siren might be even better!!!

Yea I know it illegal but so is texting while driving/at least here in Washington State.

Originally Posted by cudarunner

You know an EXTREMELY LOUD Police Siren might be even better!!!
Yea I know it illegal but so is texting while driving/at least here in Washington State.

Around here, the police sireen is attached to the police car...40MPH after dark on a freeway or main road is a guaranteed pullover..possible drunk driving. And, if it is raining, kiss your tokas goodbye when the COP gets out of his vehicle and wet!!
~Richard

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.
~Richard