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    Why was the marine biologist so happy?

    He found his porpoise in life.
    David
    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    I must be in the recovery room then.

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    How come on the last day on the job, Its always the longest, and slowest day of your life.
    Mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    How come on the last day on the job, Its always the longest, and slowest day of your life.
    It's not-----The day before your vacation starts is----------
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

    Kim X

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    The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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    The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.....
    petercp4e, outback and Gasman like this.
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    "Hold me closer Tony Danza" ~ Elton John...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
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    Look sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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