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04-13-2018, 03:44 PM #3511Senior Member
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Why was the marine biologist so happy?
He found his porpoise in life.David
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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04-13-2018, 04:07 PM #3512
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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04-13-2018, 05:12 PM #3513Senior Member
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I must be in the recovery room then.
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04-13-2018, 08:33 PM #3514Senior Member
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How come on the last day on the job, Its always the longest, and slowest day of your life.
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04-13-2018, 09:09 PM #3515'with that said'
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It's not-----The day before your vacation starts is----------
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Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
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04-13-2018, 10:04 PM #3516Senior Member
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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04-13-2018, 10:06 PM #3517Senior Member
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The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
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04-13-2018, 10:10 PM #3518
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..... Originally Posted by 32t
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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04-14-2018, 08:06 AM #3519Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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04-14-2018, 09:59 AM #3520Giveaway Guy
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
—Thomas SzaszLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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