Why was the marine biologist so happy?
He found his porpoise in life.
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Why was the marine biologist so happy?
He found his porpoise in life.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I must be in the recovery room then.
How come on the last day on the job, Its always the longest, and slowest day of your life.
It's not-----The day before your vacation starts is----------Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.....Quote:
Originally Posted by 32t
"Hold me closer Tony Danza" ~ Elton John...
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
—Thomas Szasz