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    You can't get anywhere... Staring out a window.
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    You can't get anywhere... Staring out a window.
    Until recently staring out a window was literally what I did for a living.
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    "Just because it can be easily measured with two digits doesn't mean that it's accurate, important or useful."
    Seth speaking about rankings and specials
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    You can't get anywhere... Staring out a window.
    Well, i stare out a window all day and im constanly getting somewhere. Place to place.
    It's just Sharpening, right?
    Jerry...

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    Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
    —Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
    Look sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    " If everyone told the truth, it would be a simpler, engaging, world; polite, and a whole lot more dangerous!"

    Protagonist in a novel by David Drake.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

    - Oscar Levant
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    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    Answers to the problem of what is the diameter of the earth provided by various professionals:

    Engineer: The answer to 4 decimal places is ...
    Physisicist: The answer to within an order of magnitude is ...
    Mathematician: I can prove that the problem has an answer.
    Accountant: What do you want the answer to be?
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    David
    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
    —Abraham Maslow
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    We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
    —Aristotle
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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