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    “Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.”
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    Several states plan to allow voting over the internet - one using a mobile phone app - with no physical records kept. This development reminded me of..

    "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.” ―Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin
    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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    Hence the collage of electoral votes.
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    "If they didn't have double standards, they would have no standards at all."
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    "Bedfellows make strange politicians."

    Apparently Robin Williams
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    Everything in moderation, including moderation.

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    “Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.”
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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    ""Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.""
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    " Then there was the Guru that said to the dentist.."I will transcend dental meditation."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    " Then there was the Guru that said to the dentist.."I will transcend dental meditation."
    He's an incorrigible punster - do not incorrige.
    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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