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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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08-17-2018, 08:14 PM #3931
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end you just ignore everything and click, "I agree".
Just call me Harold
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A bad day at the beach is better than a good day at work!
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08-17-2018, 08:18 PM #3932
How about advice to the young single man:
Deciding to marry a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end you just ignore everything and click, "I agree".
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08-17-2018, 08:26 PM #3933
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08-17-2018, 08:31 PM #3934
“You must unlearn what you have learned.”
– Yoda
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08-17-2018, 09:21 PM #3935
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Thanked: 562Canadian comedian John Wing expands on this.
David
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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08-17-2018, 09:36 PM #3936
And this has been done many times/many ways. I hope all will enjoy--
Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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08-17-2018, 11:43 PM #3937
You guys are killing me lmao!“You must unlearn what you have learned.”
– Yoda
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08-18-2018, 10:21 AM #3938
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's FanLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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08-18-2018, 01:06 PM #3939
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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08-19-2018, 02:25 AM #3940
"I'm a Leo. We act like these big lions," she says, "but at the end of the day, we're little pussycats."
Liz CambageOur house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X