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    Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end you just ignore everything and click, "I agree".
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    How about advice to the young single man:

    Deciding to marry a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end you just ignore everything and click, "I agree".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haroldg48 View Post
    Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end you just ignore everything and click, "I agree".
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHouston View Post


    How about advice to the young single man:

    Deciding to marry a woman is like reading a software license agreement. In the end you just ignore everything and click, "I agree".
    Canadian comedian John Wing expands on this.
    David
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    And this has been done many times/many ways. I hope all will enjoy--

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    "I'm a Leo. We act like these big lions," she says, "but at the end of the day, we're little pussycats."

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