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    "...real life has changing rules, hidden rules, rules that aren't fair. Real life often doesn't reveal itself to us all at once, the way the rules of baseball are clearly written down."

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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeT View Post
    If it weren't a misnomer, I'd be one!
    Yep, just as a "liberal" was once a proponent of liberty, free enterprise, and self-determination.
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    If two out of three definitions I find on the web redefine excrement, I still won't make a sandwich with it.
    I sure could use some new four letter adjectives though!
    “You must unlearn what you have learned.”
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    “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”

    ~Dr. Suess
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    " I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma."
    (The Wizard of Oz)
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    "Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
    --Keanu Reeves in The Replacements

    hehehe Just feeling a bit random today.
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    The only reason that management wants someone with a degree to join their ranks is not because they are any smarter but they have proven they can sit through at least 4 years straight of meetings.

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    Amen, brother!
    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    The only reason that management wants someone with a degree to join their ranks is not because they are any smarter but they have proven they can sit through at least 4 years straight of meetings.

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    “Everything you can imagine is real.”
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    "I'd rather think I'm smarter than I am, than know I'm dumber than I think."
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