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    You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

    - Neil Simon
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    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dieseld View Post
    “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
    ― Lewis Carroll
    Ah, but I was so much older then
    I'm younger than that now

    - the Byrds
    David
    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    Quote Originally Posted by DZEC View Post
    Ah, but I was so much older then
    I'm younger than that now

    - the Byrds
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    I like the image of the wise master being silly and laughing, to the frustration of the young student who is all to serious!
    Master Yoda and young Luke Skywalker ...
    “You must unlearn what you have learned.”
    – Yoda

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    “What you're supposed to do when you don't like a thing is change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. Don't complain.”
    ― Maya Angelou, Wouldn't Take Nothing for My Journey Now
    Look sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    " More faults are often committed while we are tying to oblige than while we are giving offense."
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    "Whoever then wishes to be free, let him neither wish for anything nor flee from anything that depends on others: otherwise he must be a slave."
    --Epictetus

    Born a slave almost 2000 years ago.. incredible how this philosophers words are still relevant.
    “You must unlearn what you have learned.”
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    I object to power without constructive purpose.  --Spock
    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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    despite the high cost of living it remains popular
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    I was tryin' to figure out which is worse,ignorance or apathy...Then I realized I don't know and I don't care...

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    Elections belong to the people. It's their decision. If they decide to turn their back on the fire and burn their behinds, then they will just have to sit on their blisters.

    ― Abraham Lincoln
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    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    "You can't unring a bell!
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