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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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08-29-2018, 03:17 PM #3991
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Thanked: 556You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
- Neil SimonDavid
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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08-29-2018, 03:19 PM #3992
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Thanked: 556
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08-29-2018, 03:39 PM #3993
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08-30-2018, 10:03 AM #3994
“What you're supposed to do when you don't like a thing is change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. Don't complain.”
― Maya Angelou, Wouldn't Take Nothing for My Journey NowLook sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe
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08-30-2018, 12:17 PM #3995
" More faults are often committed while we are tying to oblige than while we are giving offense."
TacitusBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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08-30-2018, 12:47 PM #3996
"Whoever then wishes to be free, let him neither wish for anything nor flee from anything that depends on others: otherwise he must be a slave."
--Epictetus
Born a slave almost 2000 years ago.. incredible how this philosophers words are still relevant.“You must unlearn what you have learned.”
– Yoda
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08-30-2018, 01:47 PM #3997
I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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08-30-2018, 04:59 PM #3998
despite the high cost of living it remains popular
I was tryin' to figure out which is worse,ignorance or apathy...Then I realized I don't know and I don't care...
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08-30-2018, 05:45 PM #3999
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Thanked: 556Elections belong to the people. It's their decision. If they decide to turn their back on the fire and burn their behinds, then they will just have to sit on their blisters.
― Abraham LincolnDavid
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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08-30-2018, 05:58 PM #4000
"You can't unring a bell!
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde