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    "To err is human; to blame someone else is politics."

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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    "If there are many people in an elevator and someone farts ,no one knows who it was. If there are two people, everyone knows!"

    George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    "If there are many people in an elevator and someone farts ,no one knows who it was. If there are two people, everyone knows!"
    George Carlin
    If there is one...he smiles!
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    If there is one...he smiles!


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    Life is so short. I would rather sing one song than interpret the thousand.

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    "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

    -(Dorothy Parker)( Isaac Asimov)
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    Life is made of ever so many partings welded together.

    Charles Dickens
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    " If the brain were so simple we could understand it... we would be so simple that we couldn't."

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