Thread: Quip Of The Day

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford

Originally Posted by Dieseld

Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine.

Mario Fernandez

Winter business trips from Spokane to Phoenix were a frequent SAD* treatment for me in the '90s.

*edit -- the other SAD; seasonal affective disorder (in plain English, you ain't gettin' enuf sun, dude!)

Originally Posted by Dieseld

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford

They can do brain transplants now. Men's brains are cheaper than womans, cause their used.

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
-- Sir George Jessel

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

" Old age and multitasking do not do well; like winter walking and waving to a neighbor. "
This, after using my face as a snow plow.

~Richard

If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

- Mickey Mantle

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

George Carlin

I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
-- G. B. Shaw

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

- George Bernard Shaw