A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford
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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford
Winter business trips from Spokane to Phoenix were a frequent SAD* treatment for me in the '90s. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dieseld
*edit -- the other SAD; seasonal affective disorder (in plain English, you ain't gettin' enuf sun, dude!)
They can do brain transplants now. Men's brains are cheaper than womans, cause their used. :rofl2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dieseld
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
-- Sir George Jessel
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
" Old age and multitasking do not do well; like winter walking and waving to a neighbor. "
This, after using my face as a snow plow.
~Richard
If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
- Mickey Mantle
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
-- G. B. Shaw
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
- George Bernard Shaw