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  1. 01-02-2019, 03:31 PM #4481
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    "Men and nations act rationally -- when there are no alternatives."
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde
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    I keep hearing "'It' will work, 'it' just hasn't been done right yet."
    The answer is human nature, age old, until it changes...
    It's impossible!
    --remind me to stop watching the news.
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    Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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    "I married Miss Right; I just didn't know her first name was Always."
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    "The best fantasy, is a braid of reality and fiction, each to pacify a different aspect of your mind. Too much reality, and the story is rejected, being far too outlandish for even the most colorful imagination."
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    The planet is fine. The people are f***ed.

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    "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
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    “Political correctness is just fascism disguised as manners.”
    --George Carlin

    Edit: Can't believe I've never quoted him before.. He's got so many good ones!
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