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  1. 04-05-2018, 11:44 PM #3481
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    "I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member."

    Groucho Marx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dieseld View Post
    Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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    I'd like to invite all time travellers to a party at my house at 8pm last Saturday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    I'd like to invite all time travellers to a party at my house at 8pm last Saturday.
    Thanks, it was fun. Where were you?
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    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled ?
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    " How conventional all you unconventional people are."

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    In politics stupidity is not a handicap
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    When I retire I'm going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.

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