Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Haroldg48

Didn't mean for it to be a serious post. As we all know (in the US), we have the best system, despite its flaws. I hope it survives the next President.

You post was not taken as a serious posting... I just wanted folks to realize we are one election away from a similar disaster.
Disaster? It damn well killed her!
~Richard

rs,
Tack

Just because people are driving you insane, remember that you can also get there by walking.

~Richard

Hmmmm!

""The people always have some champion
whom they set over them and nurse into greatness....
This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs
When he first appears, he is a protector.""

(Plato, The Republic...fourth century BCE)

""I spent the majority of my life doing stupid things...and the rest recovering!""
anon

My Dad, used to say: " You can't make good Mexican food in a clean kitchen". Freddie Cisneros

"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method."
Herman Melville in Moby Dick
~Richard

"All who wander are not lost!"

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.
The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."
"That's not so bad,what's the big deal?"
"So what happened?" the man asked again.
The farmer relenting, continued, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."
"Again?"
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked, intrigued.
"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"Wow, you must have been pretty upset!" but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed."
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So then what else did you do?" the man asked again.
"Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in.
Some things you just can't explain.”

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