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    I made a huge mistake.... Yesterday I took my wife to Subway. When she received her 12" sub, she took one look at it, and knew I'd been lying to her for years.
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    Jingle all the way..   nobody likes a half-assed jingler.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Jingle all the way.. * nobody likes a half-assed jingler.


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    Sooner or later you must pay for your sins.
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    "I'm good at giving at up; It's what I do best. I could write half a book about it."
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    Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people and the rest of us.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people and the rest of us.
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