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    I was just watching some old black and white comedies on TV. I was watching the little rascals. I was watching an episode where weezier was proposing tru love to MS. Crabtree the hot looking cutie school teacher. I loved the line he professed to her.

    " Oh MS. Crabtree you smell just like a brand new haircut"
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    It's been 40 years since I watched The Little Rascals but I still remember how funny they were. I will always be amazed at how young those kids were considering everything they did in front of the camera. Spanky was acting at age 3!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pathology101 View Post
    I was just watching some old black and white comedies on TV. I was watching the little rascals. I was watching an episode where weezier was proposing tru love to MS. Crabtree the hot looking cutie school teacher. I loved the line he professed to her.

    " Oh MS. Crabtree you smell just like a brand new haircut"

    And she (June Marlowe) was in her 50's then.


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    She was a very good looking women is all I know. Cute as all hell

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    “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” - Albert Einstein
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    The only easy day was yesterday...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazor View Post
    The only easy day was yesterday...
    My wife and I have been listening to this song way too often but you may enjoy it!

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    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean that parachutes are perfect.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean that parachutes are perfect.


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