Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Phrank

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Sound like assisted suicide marketed as a sport

Originally Posted by Phrank

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one of them works.

And let's not forget, they arnt yelling, merely explaining why they are right

Old dogs can learn new tricks. Just sometimes they're the wrong ones.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

Old dogs can learn new tricks. Just sometimes they're the wrong ones.

...or the right ones performed at the wrong time

Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship...

-- Benjamin Franklin,
US Founding Father

Teenage drivers think that they are immortal and drive accordingly.  Nevertheless, one should avoid the temptation to prove them wrong.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

Teenage drivers think that they are immortal and drive accordingly.* Nevertheless, one should avoid the temptation to prove them wrong.


rs,
Tack

Reminds me of that PJ O'Rourke quote:

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. .....

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.     -- Redd Foxx


rs,
Tack

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm...Winston Churchill

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self."

-- Ernest Hemingway,
writer