Thread: Quip Of The Day

It's hard to fly like an eagle when you work with turkeys....

,,,but turkey tastes a lot better than eagle

Mafuzul's post reminds me of Mark Twain's remark about the weather in India:

"In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy."


rs,
Tack

ps- yes, the weather's been hot and weird in SE TX.. was 89 two days ago, will be 80 tomorrow and it's predicted to be 47 Monday morning. Don't know whether wear a thong or a parka.

Reading between the lines is dangerous if you are waiting for a train.

I'm told that Jogging is 'good'. Then why is it that you NEVER see a happy jogger?

Originally Posted by cudarunner

I'm told that Jogging is 'good'. Then why is it that you NEVER see a happy jogger?

Because they are all chair jockies that were told the same but all of them will give it up within a month

Originally Posted by whoever

Because they are all chair jockies that were told the same but all of them will give it up within a month

whats your problem bro, I'm tryin the best I can

...from my understanding, its actually hot everywhere.

Originally Posted by Hirlau

,,,but turkey tastes a lot better than eagle

Pray tell, is this experience speaking?

,,,,,,,,no

Originally Posted by MJC

Pray tell, is this experience speaking?

If Hirlau says it it is true!