Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

Old dogs can learn new tricks. Just sometimes they're the wrong ones.

Originally Posted by MJC

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self."

-- Ernest Hemingway,
writer

If you mash up bro, mo, November . you get bo-mo-vember

Everyone says it's hard to give a cats a bath. I gave my cat a bath the other day...they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...
(Steve Martin)

Originally Posted by Utopian

Everyone says it's hard to give a cats a bath. I gave my cat a bath the other day...they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...
(Steve Martin)

I use the toilet for that a true multi function appliance

Silence is the bluntest of blunt instruments...

-- Erica Jong,
writer

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.       --Dave Barry


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Originally Posted by Tack

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. * * -- Redd Foxx


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I used this already !!!

Originally Posted by Hirlau

I used this already !!!

Oops, where do I send the royalty check?


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$200.00 Cash to the Pinaud Syndicate,,,

Hard work spotlights the character of people: Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."

-- Sam Ewing,
baseball player

Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.  I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.       --Mark Twain


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