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  1. 07-20-2015, 05:29 PM #2401
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we solve it!

    PEER'S LAW: The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
    Whoa, I read this and walked backward to the sofa from the computer station.
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    After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box....

    ~ Old Italian proverb...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJC View Post
    After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box....

    ~ Old Italian proverb...
    Reading a few of these, I think I just discovered the quip: something that has maximum impact with the fewest words... pretty cool. Yours and Geezer's quip today both contain 13 words...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we solve it!

    PEER'S LAW: The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
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    You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.


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    STRESS:
    The confusion created by ones mind, to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    STRESS:
    The confusion created by ones mind, to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.

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    But is frustration the same as stress?
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    But is frustration the same as stress?
    No frustration is the beginning of the soon explosion.

    Stress is the lit fuse.
    Its just a matter of time( how long your fuse is) before you blow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    A drunken tounge tells no lies.

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