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  1. 10-27-2015, 02:34 PM #2841
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirlau View Post
    ,,,,but you forgot to mention that was the Blond Female Jellyfish species living in the warm waters off the coast of Malibu,,,,
    We already have a jellyfish for president...no blonds allowed!
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    I would rather be grounded, than ground when playing with electromotive forces
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    I dont make jokes. I just watch the goverment and comment on it....Will Rogers
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    Why do blondes put their hair up in poneytails?     To hide the valve stems.   bada bing..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Why do blondes put their hair up in poneytails? * * To hide the valve stems. * bada bing..


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    How do blondes turn the light on in the morning?

    Kick the car door open....
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    I am a devout Frisbeetarian.  We believe that when you die, your soul flies up on the roof and gets stuck.


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