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  1. 07-15-2015, 03:45 PM #2341
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    A sign I saw at the local DMV, "If you don't like your driver's license photo, get a better face."
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    Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
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    What if the photographer sucks
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    A sign I saw at the local DMV, "If you don't like your driver's license photo, get a better face."
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    Quote Originally Posted by rolodave View Post
    Feeling Ugly?

    Go chill in Wally World for two hours. You''ll feel a lot better.
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    Thats role play[emoji6]
    Oh, maybe foreplay [emoji39]
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    I will stay away from anything named wally to be safe :-)
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    I will stay away from anything named wally to be safe :-)
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    All fun & games until your 6 yr old child asks, "What are those?" as they point to the _ _ _ _ _ _ in the sky.
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    People that have tools that don't know how to use them
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    People that have tools that don't know how to use them
    Not a quip...a freakin' quime!
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