Thread: Quip Of The Day

Its fun they are scared,I make them brake issues down to a mathematically equation to solve technical is es then pay me for my inconvenience

Originally Posted by Euclid440

Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without the receipt.


Obviously, you have not met my wife, she does things like that, for sport…

The other day she called Time Warner and ended up talking with a supervisor, (I wonder why) who was looking at our computerized account record and said, “Wow, how did you get that rate, you have consistently paid the absolutely lowest rate of anyone I have seen, you are good.”

A nurse walks into her Dr's office and says "Dr, there are 4 black gentlemen here for their physical's. I asked them to disrobe and wait for you in the examination rooms but there is a problem. One of them has a white pe-is."
"That is odd indeed", says the Dr. "I will go examine them right away."
A little while later the men leave the office and the Dr comes out chuckling to himself. He approaches the nurse and says, "Everything is fine, those weren't black men, they were Pennsylvania coal miners, and one just got married."

Adding Sildenafil to booze?

That definitely makes for a new definition of hard liquor!

Originally Posted by Utopian

Adding Sildenafil to booze?

That definitely makes for a new definition of hard liquor!

Finally, an uplifting quip!


rs,
Tack

Gotta luv Autofill !!

I went from stupendous to stupidness with the press of a key!

~Richard

Whenever I date a guy, I think: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?       --Rita Rudner


rs,
Tack

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do

-- John Wooden,
basketball coach

Bill Gates just had a horrible day. He woke up feeling like a million bucks.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

Bill Gates just had a horrible day. He woke up feeling like a million bucks.


rs,
Tack

If that's a horrible day, I'll take a few of 'em

We become what we think about

-- Earl Nightingale,
radio personality, writer and motivational speaker