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    Quote Originally Posted by nipper View Post
    Phrank, I saw that quote another place earlier today. Quite the coincidence.
    LOL - maybe we saw it in the same place, if we did, it's a good coincidence!
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    more than you, they figure that because they found one that will do the job of six , it ougt to be easy to get six to do the job of that one.
    when now no one works they all sit and bs for eight hours and expect that they should be paid
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    Alarm clock that releases spiders.
    NOW you are awake
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    no phallic objects would wake you up and piss you off
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    Quote Originally Posted by whoever View Post
    no phallic objects would wake you up and piss you off
    Oh... did you never roll over in sleep as a teenager, and awaken????? And a necessary trip to the loo after?
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    damn you got my on a slight omition, an alarm clock that sprayed them at you
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    The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.   (And it uses forget-only memory.)


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    Sooo, how did your computer and my gf get the same memory (FOM). And I assume FOM size would be expressed with (-), is: -2000Mb
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    The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer. * (And it uses forget-only memory.


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    Twoud be nise if the differance butween babble and lucid quips were unnerstood/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Twoud be nise if the differance butween babble and lucid quips were unnerstood/
    If Iscabibble could babble would he be lucidly clear?
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