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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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06-24-2015, 12:40 PM #2171
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06-24-2015, 12:45 PM #2172
more than you, they figure that because they found one that will do the job of six , it ougt to be easy to get six to do the job of that one.
when now no one works they all sit and bs for eight hours and expect that they should be paid"If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)
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outback (06-24-2015)
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06-24-2015, 01:01 PM #2173
Alarm clock that releases spiders.
NOW you are awakeIf you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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Phrank (06-24-2015)
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06-24-2015, 01:17 PM #2174
no phallic objects would wake you up and piss you off
"If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)
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06-24-2015, 01:28 PM #2175
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06-24-2015, 01:43 PM #2176
damn you got my on a slight omition, an alarm clock that sprayed them at you
"If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)
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06-24-2015, 02:11 PM #2177
The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer. (And it uses forget-only memory.)
rs,
TackLast edited by Tack; 06-24-2015 at 03:34 PM.
I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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06-24-2015, 02:21 PM #2178"If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)
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06-24-2015, 10:19 PM #2179
Twoud be nise if the differance butween babble and lucid quips were unnerstood/
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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06-24-2015, 10:22 PM #2180
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