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  1. 06-24-2015, 10:24 PM #2181
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Twoud be nise if the differance butween babble and lucid quips were unnerstood/
    toche, twould be nice if people understood more than addition and subtraction :-)
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    "Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explain sex to a virgin."     --Robert Heinlein

    (Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
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    I think they hired me for my motivational skills.  Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!


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    And both equally awqward with no point of reference
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