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    It’s a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. * * * --Andrew Jackson
    We both(Andrew Jackson and I) hand dozens of wayz to spell a werd :-)
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    "Time wounds all heels!"
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    Time feels[sic] all wonds
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    One of my children who will remain nameless accused me of not having them christened...
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    Life is a series of rude awakenings.       --R.V. Winkle


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    And cold showers
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    Life is a series of rude awakenings. * * * --R.V. Winkle


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    And, for mixers, and dampened spirits!
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    If a person is not sleeping, it does not mean that they are awake!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    If a person is not sleeping, it does not mean that they are awake!
    If a person is incoherent, a person I does not always have a pulse..
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    To be intoxicated is to feel sophistocated but not be able to say it.


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