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    I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.


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    I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer; I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TaipeiJake View Post
    I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer; I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

    That's funny..
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    The proverbial life hanging by a shoestring...strung out???
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    Wow, you must have a lot if money to blow .,.
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    The government just announced the creation of the Neutron Bomb II.   Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the Neutron Bomb II not only kills people and leaves buildings standing, it also does a little light housekeeping.


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    Well, that's better than Rick Perry for PotUS
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    The government just announced the creation of the Neutron Bomb II. * Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the Neutron Bomb II not only kills people and leaves buildings standing, it also does a little light housekeeping.


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    Such as ... You get to return the next day, I know want your thinking, in this day and age its amazing if they put in a good days work at all.
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    One man's folly is another man's wife.


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