Quip Of The Day

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.


rs,
Tack

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer; I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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Originally Posted by TaipeiJake

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer; I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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:rofl2:
That's funny..

The proverbial life hanging by a shoestring...strung out???

Wow, you must have a lot if money to blow .,.

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Originally Posted by TaipeiJake

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer; I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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The government just announced the creation of the Neutron Bomb II.   Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the Neutron Bomb II not only kills people and leaves buildings standing, it also does a little light housekeeping.


rs,
Tack

Well, that's better than Rick Perry for PotUS

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Originally Posted by Tack

The government just announced the creation of the Neutron Bomb II. * Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the Neutron Bomb II not only kills people and leaves buildings standing, it also does a little light housekeeping.


rs,
Tack

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If you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen...

-- Conan O'Brien,
entertainer

Such as ... You get to return the next day, I know want your thinking, in this day and age its amazing if they put in a good days work at all.

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Originally Posted by MJC

If you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen...

-- Conan O'Brien,
entertainer

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One man's folly is another man's wife.


rs,
Tack