Instead of going to Starbuck's, I make my own coffee, mispronounce my name loudly, and light a five dollar bill on fire.
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Instead of going to Starbuck's, I make my own coffee, mispronounce my name loudly, and light a five dollar bill on fire.
rs,
Tack
Reminds me of the old George Carlin joke, where the new Undercover Cop is buying some dope and the guy says. This sh—will make you feel like the top of your head is coming off.”
The cop says, “Why don’t I just smoke a cigarette and you hit me in the face with a shovel?”
"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean that you shouldn't dance." --Alcohol
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Great designers are rarely, ever happy... they just run out of time.
– Brian Fuller
Parents today are worried about just two things: What their sons download and what their daughters upload.
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Kindness, at least actual, is in our power, but fondness is not
-- Samuel Johnson,
poet and essayist