I don't suffer from stress, I'm a carrier.
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I don't suffer from stress, I'm a carrier.
I don't carry, I leave it where it found me
Argh, It's raining again! We have so far this year received an amount equal to our average total annual rainfall. So.. a bonus quip, by Heinlein..
"The climate is what we expect. The weather is what we get." --RAH
rs,
Tack
Its overcast here, we'll be with you shortly
My neighbor Jimmy was an aerographer's mate in the Navy and when we lived next door he was working for an Aviation Weather service...
If you talked to him while he was at work, with his charts, he was the best Weatherman I've ever meet.
But once he left work, if you asked him what the weather was going to be his stock response was:
"Seasonal, with minor local variations..."
He was always correct...
Party, n.:
A gathering where people drink so much that you can't remember their names.
rs,
Tack
So, my daughter in law is thinking of starting a business, on a cart at a local mall. My wife years ago, had a successful business doing so, decided to help her out and make some inquires.
In discussing, options and rates with the leasing agent, I overheard the following conversation on the cell speaker.
The agent asks, “so what are you planning on selling”?
My wife says, “Children’s Clothes”.
The agent says, ”Yea, I just have to tell you, that you cannot sell Food or do Fortune Telling”.
My wife laughs, " Fortune Telling"?
The agent says. “I’m just saying, because not a week goes by that someone calls, wanting to do Fortune Telling.”
My wife tells her, “And, you would think… they would know what your answer would be…already….”
Silence…