The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming...:D
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The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming...:D
If a man talks in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
Nothing better than a tramp stamp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
If they look good...Have you ever noticed that most of them do not...just sayinQuote:
Originally Posted by outback
no offense to anyone whose women has one, I sure its smokin f**kin hot.
he never is, and only says so to keep her from naggingQuote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
Not a fan of tats on women in most cases, but the tramp stamp has a special place of dislike for me personally, especially 10-15 years after, when they go from saying, "Pretty Lady" and fade and sag to something like, "Pretty Scary"....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mafuzul
It's NOT "nothing" and, as it turns out, women generally aren't “just fine” when they say they are. If she says that, your choices are to run, run like hell, or to wait it out. She'll explode eventually, and then by god, you'll know what you supposedly did wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phrank
rs,
Tack
Took me years, but I finally figured out what the female, "F-Word" is...."FINE!", usually accompanied by crossed arms and pursed lips....when you get to that stage, things like gravity, mathematics, the laws of thermodynamics, and time itself cease to have any relevant meaning in the Universe you now find yourself in - alone and afraid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him!
Hell hath no fury, as a woman scorened.....period