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    I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who does something like that?!?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    And hitch receivers, on pick-up trucks. [emoji16] [emoji31] [emoji22]
    Not only shin bones when 'Omeland Security parallel parks a big utility van! Three months I been trying to get their claims department to pay up. Police report, estimates..don't do no good. Finally using my insurance to get it done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Not only shin bones when 'Omeland Security parallel parks a big utility van! Three months I been trying to get their claims department to pay up. Police report, estimates..don't do no good. Finally using my insurance to get it done.

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    I would have cut their valve stems off their tires, if it were me.
    Depending on my mood it might have been worse.
    Every time i get something nice, someone else screws it up for me.

    Got one truck stolen.
    Replacement truck , they used a rock, to draw on the door.
    Then lady tries to remove the same door, with her car bummper, a month after having repaired.

    Inherited my fathers new truck
    only 12000 miles old, mint condition. Neighbors cat scratches the bummper, hood and rear cab corner, climbing on my freshly waxed vehicle.

    Nine lives, all gone in one shot.[emoji57]
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    If money is the root of all evil, then why do they ask for it at church.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
    the maximus glutinous is a soft target
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    The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today... Pretty sure she's going to get me something...

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    She asked me my address too, I think they will plan a surprise party and the favors could be narcs.
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    The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today... Pretty sure she's going to get me something...
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    A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.


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