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09-01-2015, 04:28 PM #2641barba crescit caput nescit
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I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who does something like that?!?"
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09-01-2015, 11:37 PM #2642
Not only shin bones when 'Omeland Security parallel parks a big utility van! Three months I been trying to get their claims department to pay up. Police report, estimates..don't do no good. Finally using my insurance to get it done.
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09-02-2015, 02:00 AM #2643Senior Member
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I would have cut their valve stems off their tires, if it were me. Originally Posted by Geezer
Not only shin bones when 'Omeland Security parallel parks a big utility van! Three months I been trying to get their claims department to pay up. Police report, estimates..don't do no good. Finally using my insurance to get it done.
Depending on my mood it might have been worse.
Every time i get something nice, someone else screws it up for me.
Got one truck stolen.
Replacement truck , they used a rock, to draw on the door.
Then lady tries to remove the same door, with her car bummper, a month after having repaired.
Inherited my fathers new truck
only 12000 miles old, mint condition. Neighbors cat scratches the bummper, hood and rear cab corner, climbing on my freshly waxed vehicle.
Nine lives, all gone in one shot.[emoji57]
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09-02-2015, 02:39 AM #2644Senior Member
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If money is the root of all evil, then why do they ask for it at church.
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09-02-2015, 02:53 AM #2645Senior Member
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the maximus glutinous is a soft target Originally Posted by Geezer
Geezer likes this."If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)
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09-02-2015, 03:35 AM #2646barba crescit caput nescit
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The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today... Pretty sure she's going to get me something...
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09-02-2015, 02:53 PM #2647Senior Member
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09-02-2015, 03:04 PM #2648Senior Member
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She asked me my address too, I think they will plan a surprise party and the favors could be narcs.
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The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today... Pretty sure she's going to get me something...outback likes this."If you want it, that's what you do best" - Woz
"if you ain't bleedin', you ain't learnin'" -me
remember all, each thanks given will ... (virtual ego +1)
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09-02-2015, 03:10 PM #2649Contains ingredients
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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09-02-2015, 03:11 PM #2650
"Don't know...Why does a thong and tattoos make an elephant sexy?"
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