Thread: Quip Of The Day

Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement. At the end, ignore everything and click "I Agree"

Originally Posted by Grazor

....just buy a pack of 20... at the oasis,,,top right shelf,, right beside the bottled water....

A pack of 20 camels, I would have a herd.............but with 'em, I'd get out of the desert.

Originally Posted by rolodave

Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement. At the end, ignore everything and click "I Agree"

I 100 times agree Dave!

" There is no arguing with a woman...there is only total capitulation! "

Originally Posted by engine46

I lost myself. Where can I find me?

in a mirror, fu houses have a few carefully they lie :-)

Originally Posted by Geezer

" There is no arguing with a woman...there is only total capitulation! "

I would had said tuck your tail between your legs and run for cover

Originally Posted by Geezer

" There is no arguing with a woman...there is only total capitulation! "

Right, and the reason a woman has the last word in any argument because anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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Tack

If a man talks in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

Originally Posted by Geezer

If a man talks in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

Mos' definitely

A woman drove me to drink -- and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her.

Originally Posted by Geezer

If a man talks in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

Yep! I was told by one woman that ALL men are bad!