Thread: Quip Of The Day

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Originally Posted by puketui41

If you have $10 and you increase that amount by 110% you would have $21. If the standard church donation is $10 and you donate $11, you have given 110% of the expected donation. Or not

If i tell you I have given 100% of my money to charity,then I'd be broke would'nt I ????

Originally Posted by UAcowboy

These seems contextually different from what Grizzley1 is referring to. In his case he is correct because if the expectation is that you give 100% of your effort then it is not possible to give more than that. In your two cases you are correct. The first being a measure of gain and the second a measure against an expectation of less than 100% of what is possible.


Is it just me or does it seem that auto-correct should more often than not be considered an oxymoron.

Cant thank you enough,I really hate to call someone a dolt or ballbreaker.......sometimes I need a translater.

Oxymoron= Mouth breathing idiot!
~Richard

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start

-- Nido Qubein,
businessman and motivational speaker

I disconnected my home security system and unregistered from neighborhood watch. I've placed two Pakistani flags on the corners of my property, and an ISIS flag near my front door.

My property is now being watched by local police, the RCMP, CSIS, the CIA, NSA, MI5, MI6, etc., etc.

I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $49.95/month.

Thanks, I kneaded that!
~Richard

Originally Posted by MJC

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Get stronger, faster and more powerful. Fill yourself with knowledge and empathy and an indomitable spirit, because no one else can do that for you. In the end, it's your life, your choice and your world.[B]Give 110%, always[B]

-- Apolo Ohno,
American speed skater

Except when giving blood.

Originally Posted by TaipeiJake

I disconnected my home security system and unregistered from neighborhood watch. I've placed two Pakistani flags on the corners of my property, and an ISIS flag near my front door.

My property is now being watched by local police, the RCMP, CSIS, the CIA, NSA, MI5, MI6, etc., etc.

I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $49.95/month.

Now THAT'S Funny!

Where'd you get the flags?

Keep close to Nature's heart ... break clear away once in a while, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean

-- John Muir,
naturalist and writer