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  1. 02-14-2014, 05:06 PM #1061
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
    Then yes, you have.
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    Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.
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    Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
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    I'm going to be famous, my doctor told me the good news. I am going to have a disease named after me ...
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    Would I go to see a podiatrist or a proctologist to remove a foot from my ass?
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    You remind me of someone who used to bother me.....
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    A man stopped me in a crowd and said "Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else"

    I said "I am"
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    I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one
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    My family doctor is always drawing my blood so I ask one day, "Hey Dr Acula, Why are you..........".
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    Blood will tell!
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work
    its way through Congress...
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