Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Phrank

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Then yes, you have.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

I'm going to be famous, my doctor told me the good news. I am going to have a disease named after me ...

Would I go to see a podiatrist or a proctologist to remove a foot from my ass?

You remind me of someone who used to bother me.....

A man stopped me in a crowd and said "Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else"

I said "I am"

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one

My family doctor is always drawing my blood so I ask one day, "Hey Dr Acula, Why are you..........".

Blood will tell!
~Richard

The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work
its way through Congress...