Quip Of The Day

**nipper** · 08-23-2013, 02:45 AM

I woke up grumpy one morning but she went right back to sleep.

**Razorfeld** · 08-27-2013, 10:41 AM

What every man would like to hear when he walks in the door after a hard day. His mate saying, "Are you glad to see me or is that an 10/8 Boker in your pants?"

**sinnfein** · 08-27-2013, 11:42 AM

according to my highschool chemistry class, alcohol IS indeed a solution

**Phrank** · 08-27-2013, 12:02 PM

I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.

**Tack** · 08-27-2013, 03:11 PM

They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "duh Vinchy". Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce. --Mark Twain

rs,
Tack

**Lince** · 08-27-2013, 03:59 PM

• I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
• Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

**rolodave** · 08-27-2013, 05:42 PM

If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.

**stonewolf** · 08-27-2013, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

What every man would like to hear when he walks in the door after a hard day. His mate saying, "Are you glad to see me or is that an 10/8 Boker in your pants?"

Sorry it only cost a lil more then the 2H2H i ordered lol or that might start a fight lol

**Lince** · 08-28-2013, 12:42 PM

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

**samda** · 08-28-2013, 11:27 PM

It doesn't matter if you win or lose...........................till you lose

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