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    I woke up grumpy one morning but she went right back to sleep.

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    What every man would like to hear when he walks in the door after a hard day. His mate saying, "Are you glad to see me or is that an 10/8 Boker in your pants?"

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    according to my highschool chemistry class, alcohol IS indeed a solution

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    I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
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    They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "duh Vinchy". Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce. --Mark Twain

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    • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorfeld View Post
    What every man would like to hear when he walks in the door after a hard day. His mate saying, "Are you glad to see me or is that an 10/8 Boker in your pants?"
    Sorry it only cost a lil more then the 2H2H i ordered lol or that might start a fight lol

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    I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
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    It doesn't matter if you win or lose...........................till you lose
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