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12-16-2014, 11:01 PM #1491Moderator
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Ditto, I hear ya brother.
Originally Posted by Geezer
"The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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12-18-2014, 10:00 PM #1492Senior Member
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I'm still at the age where "last call" means it's time to wake up!
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12-18-2014, 11:55 PM #1493
Beautiful young people are acts of nature,but beautiful old people are works of art.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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12-29-2014, 03:49 PM #1494
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. - George Burns
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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12-30-2014, 06:37 PM #1495Senior Member
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I stumbled across this line from Oscar Wilde recently...
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
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12-30-2014, 10:33 PM #1496
JOURNALIST'S LAW: Never assume anything except a 4.25 percent mortgage.
Scientific progress varies inversely with the number of journals published.Hirlau and Leatherstockiings like this.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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12-31-2014, 01:22 AM #1497Senior Member
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Santa Claus has the right idea, visit people only once a year.
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12-31-2014, 01:25 AM #1498Senior Member
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways - going to Bang-kok.
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12-31-2014, 01:27 AM #1499Senior Member
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What do you call a frog who parks next to a fire plug in NYC ?
Toad ..........
Be careful how you treat people on your way up, you may meet them again on your way back down.
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12-31-2014, 02:04 AM #1500Senior Member
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Originally Posted by JimmyHAD
What do you call a frog who parks next to a fire plug in NYC ?
Toad .......... Is right!
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