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  1. 04-14-2022, 01:47 AM #5331
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    "The essence of a good country song is 3 chords and the truth."
    Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulFLUS View Post
    "The essence of a good country song is 3 chords and the truth."
    and a death or a breakup
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    You never realize what you have until it's gone -- Toilet paper is a good example
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    If you play a country song backwards, you'll get everything you lost, back.
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    "The engineer has been, and is, a maker of history"

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    'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'
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    Name: ce6efd6a71b49377da3f717f6c500a25.jpg Views: 122 Size: 32.1 KB

    Dog - Officer, I want to report that my owner is missing.

    Policeman - How long has he been gone?

    Dog - about 20 seconds!
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    'Ethical behaviour is like a vajazzle on a nun. Pretty to picture but who really benefits?'

    Jackson Lamb.
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    "Don't leave your records in the sun
    They'll warp and won't be any good for anyone." John Hartford

    Hey, nobody said they all had to be profound or deep.
    Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17
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    What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about....
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    'Slow is smooth, smooth is fast'

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    'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'
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    Quote Originally Posted by welshwizard View Post
    'Slow is smooth, smooth is fast'

    Anon.
    Absolutely, especially driving, shaving, and aiming, especially Aiming...
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