Thread: Quip Of The Day

And Sharkey says, "Hey, kemosabe! Long time no see"
He says, "Hey sport. You connect the dots. You pick up the pieces"
He says, "You know, I can see two tiny pictures of myself and there's one in each of your eyes. And they're doin' everything I do
Every time I light a cigarette, they light up theirs
I take a drink and I look in and they're drinkin' too
It's drivin' me crazy. It's drivin' me nuts.". Laurie Anderson

"People who say 'words hurt' never been punched in the face. Words hurt when you write 'em on a BRICK." Chris Rock

A book fell on my head.. I only have my shelf to blame.

'The shortest pencil is better than the longest memory'

Anon.

"A pat on the back is only six inches from a kick up the ass"

Geri Haliwell

“Just because you killed Jesse James, don't make you Jesse James.” – Mike Ehrmantraut

Yeah Science ! ~ Jesse Pinkman

"By the time we've made it, we've had it"

Malcolm Forbes

“Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.”

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx