Thread: Quip Of The Day

"When choosing a wife look to the mother because the beer smells of the barrel." - Martin Luther

"When I get a little money I buy books and if there is any left I buy food and clothes."~Erasmus

"The man who walks with wise men becomes wise himself." King Solomon

"If I had asked people what they wanted they would have said, 'faster horses' " ~ Henry Ford

As far as you can avoid it, do not give grief to anyone. Never inflict your rage on another. If you hope for eternal rest, feel the pain yourself; but don’t hurt others.

Omar Khayyam

"Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump."~ W.C. Fields

"Never play chess with a pigeon. The pigeon just knocks the pieces over, shits all over the board, then struts about as if it won".

Anon.

I swallowed a book of synonyms. It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

As far as you can avoid it, do not give grief to anyone. Never inflict your rage on another. If you hope for eternal rest, feel the pain yourself; but don’t hurt others.

Omar Khayyam

I agree, except when they need a little rage pointed in their direction....

God did not create evil. Just as darkness is the absence of light, evil is the absence of God.

Albert Einstein